[HIMYM] Be awesome like Barney

j'ouvre un petit topic pour discuter de tous les petits détails de la série, qui font que ses personnages sont géniaux

je commencerais avec la Suit Song de Barney.

dans l'épisode 12 de la saison 5, le bar où la bande d'amis passe tout leur temps a engagé une barmaid et Barney se met en tête de la séduire... seulement cette fille a horreur des gars en costumes et Barney ne porte *que* des costumes quand la fille en question lui demande de choisir entre elle et ses costumes, voici ce qu'il se représente mentalement.

NB : pour l'histoire ce petit numéro musical, fête le 100ème épisode de la série et permet à Neil Patrick Harris de montrer l'étendu de son talent en la matière



Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
by Barney Stinson

I know what you’re thinking
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it’s not a failure
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines
It’s a truth you can’t refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy
in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That ’80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who’s kinda cute
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They’re oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you’d never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there’s only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there’s no accepted substitute

I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!

Then again, she is pretty hot.